Commentary:
When your period is playing Monopoly and decides your underwear is the Boardwalk! 🎲🚩
Funny menstruation quotes
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.
Commentary:
Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃♀️😅🥇
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
Commentary:
Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.
Commentary:
"When you're baking emotional cookies and you finally realize the missing ingredient is PMS. 🍪🌀🤔 #MakesSenseNow"
Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.
Commentary:
"Menstruation: the totally Lynchian experience where your body decides to host its very own Twin Peaks marathon every month! 🩸🕰️🦉 #StrangeButTrue"
Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?
Commentary:
"Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"
I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a legit reason to don a shark costume and embrace your inner predator! 🦈💁♀️ Just remember, you're a fearsome force of nature – and maybe keep the snappy comments to a minimum. 🩸😂 #SharkWeekRealness"