Being awake is the worst.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.