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"Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals"

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

31 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

68 shares on Discord this month:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

16 shares on Telegram this month:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

47 shares on Facebook this month:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

88 shares on X this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Just landed via Slack:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Spotted on Facebook:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Going bananas on Slack:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Spotted on Facebook:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Making waves on Threads:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Trending via TikTok:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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