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  • Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.
  • I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
  • The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.
  • Who called it girl math and not galgebra?
  • If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.
  • Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.