Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLess is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.