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"Remember, less is often more…unless we're talking about kindness, sleep, or toilet paper! In those cases, bring on the abundance! 🤗💤🧻"

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I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

89 shares on X this month:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to start hiding my money from myself.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

64 shares on Slack this month:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

45 shares on X this month:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

Trending via TikTok:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Live now on TikTok:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

Making waves on Slack:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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