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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.