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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.