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Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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55 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

59 shares on Messenger this month:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

33 shares on Snapchat this month:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

34 shares on Instagram this month:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Making waves on Slack:

Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

Trending via Reddit:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Spotted on Telegram:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Just landed via WeChat:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Broadcasted on X:

Meow means woof in cat.

Making waves on Messenger:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Making waves on TikTok:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

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