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Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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