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Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

31 shares on Threads this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

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