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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?