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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”