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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.