A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Posted onOct 9, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them. Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.
