A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Commentary:"Who needs an apple when you can have a garlic? ๐ Just make sure to keep the vampires at bay too! ๐งโโ๏ธ #ForgetTheAppleADay" Related Funny Posts ๐ค They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay. A garlic a day keeps people away. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
