A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs an apple when you can have a garlic? 😂 Just make sure to keep the vampires at bay too! 🧛♂️ #ForgetTheAppleADay" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. A garlic a day keeps people away. Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread? Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.
