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"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"

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55 shares on Instagram this month:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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