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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.