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"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"

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18 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is getting idioter.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

46 shares on Discord this month:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Hot girl in her 20s: It’s so weird, but I keep getting lucky, and everything works out in my favor.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I have more trips planned than I have money.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Trending via Discord:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Live now on YouTube:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Just landed via X:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Making waves on Threads:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Spotted on Snapchat:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Trending via YouTube:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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