According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. Iβm a family of 8. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨👩👧👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.