Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.
  • Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.
  • I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.
  • For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.
  • I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.
  • If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.