Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.