Trendy Funny Quotes

  • April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.
  • Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!
  • I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
  • If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!
  • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.
  • Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.