All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory. Posted on10 minutes ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Trying to hack into my accounts? Good luck, my first line of defense is my own forgetfulness! 🧠🚫🔒 #SecureByForgetfulness" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss. Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black. I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.