Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.
  • Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.
  • When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.
  • Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?
  • If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
  • No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.