Commentary:
"Who needs a white noise machine when you've got me around? 🛌😴 But hey, if you can't handle the symphony of my sleep, you don't get a front-row seat to my morning opera! 🎶😉 #SnoreAndRoar"
New Funny Quotes β¨
I need to start hiding my money from myself.
2 days ago
Men make it so easy to hate them.
2 days ago
βYou smell so good!β Okay, so kiss me.
3 days ago