Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.
  • Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.
  • There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.
  • Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
  • It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
  • “This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.