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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.