Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.
  • I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
  • My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.
  • We decided to have money instead of children.
  • I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.
  • Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.