Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.