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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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12 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

75 shares on Reddit this month:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

54 shares on X this month:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

90 shares on Discord this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

71 shares on Threads this month:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

58 shares on Messenger this month:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Netflix & by yourself.

Making waves on Slack:

Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

Spotted on Telegram:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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