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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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"Who knew fatherhood came with a side of environmental activism? ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ก Don't mess with this dad – he's on a mission to save the planet one light switch at a time! ๐Ÿ˜„ #DadGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dad, energy, environmentalist, humor, i, lights, me, parenting, people, responsibility, turn, waste, yell on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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