Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppBecoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime. I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!” If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore. If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
