Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I love you to the refrigerator and back.
  • According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.
  • ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.
  • Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
  • I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.
  • If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.