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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good olโ€™ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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"Sending out those invisible 'Do Not Disturb' vibes like a boss ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคซ Who needs coffee when you have the power of awkwardly blown kisses to keep everyone at bay? #ProfessionalAvoidanceStrategy"



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