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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Commentary:
"Sending out those invisible 'Do Not Disturb' vibes like a boss 😘🤫 Who needs coffee when you have the power of awkwardly blown kisses to keep everyone at bay? #ProfessionalAvoidanceStrategy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coworkers, humor, isolation, kisses, me, nobody, talk, today, work on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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