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"Ah, the elusive night-time loser, blending seamlessly into the shadows 🌙. By day or night, a loser of all trades, master of none! 😂 #loserpower"

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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6 months ago

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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2 months ago

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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2 months ago

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The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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4 months ago

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100 shares on YouTube this month:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

16 shares on Slack this month:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Going viral on Threads:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Freshly posted on X:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Trending via Reddit:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Spotted on Threads:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.

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