By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

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I have a yearning disability.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.