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  • Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.
  • The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.
  • Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.
  • If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
  • My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.
  • Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.