Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round. “You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly. Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
