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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.