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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”