Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.
  • Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?
  • The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.
  • “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.
  • Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.
  • Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.