Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much. Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net. Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies? My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.