Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I wan… Commentary:"Dear sleep, I'm sorry I left you for the snooze button this morning. Can we rekindle our relationship? 💔😴 #SleepIsBae" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out. I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.
