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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”