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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.