Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal dilemma of election night – stay up late for the political thriller or hit the hay and let Democracy Claus surprise you in the morning! 🎅🗳️✨ Who needs a bedtime story when you have the suspense of democracy at work? Sleep tight, dream of ballots, and wake up to unwrap your civic gifts!”

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