Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”