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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.