Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

Commentary:
“Who needs the gym when you can have a workout just trying to keep the fire alarm from going off? And hey, if waving a pillow burns calories, then maybe we should start a new fitness trend – Pillow Flailing Workouts! Anyone care to join me? #FitnessGoals #ChefLife”