Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. Funny Quotes August 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEvery homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner. I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.
