Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.