Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
  • One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.
  • I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.
  • I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.
  • Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.
  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.