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3 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
3 months ago
Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Commentary:
🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
3 months ago
Share →: Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Commentary:
"Rain: nature's ultimate party crasher 🌧️☔ Some scramble for cover, while others do a happy rain dance! 💃😄 Who knew water falling from the sky could be so polarizing? 🤷‍♂️🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Commentary:
"Hope your WiFi connection doesn't go down with the ship! 🚢🎶⚓️ #SyncingTheHits"
3 months ago
Share →: The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Commentary:
"Today's workout plan: Didly squats only! 💪🤣 #FitnessGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: I only drink when I people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate excuse for social lubrication! 🥂 Who knew 'peopling' could be so demanding that it requires a drink or two? 🤪 Let's raise a glass to all those moments when dealing with people drives us to drink! 🍻"
3 months ago
Share →: Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Commentary:
Isn't it great how writing makes us look up the most random things like "woman names" just to keep our stories authentic? 🤣📝 It's like diving into a bottomless pit of knowledge filled with intriguing facts and, well, names we never knew existed! Who knew the world of writing could lead us down such a rabbit hole of endless discovery and entertainment? 💡 Keep on Googling, fellow writers, the literary jungle awaits! 🌟
3 months ago
Share →: Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Commentary:
"Applying sunscreen on kids is the ultimate test of patience and agility, it's as intense as a cardio workout! 💪😅 Don't forget the resistance training when they squirm away like mini ninjas! 🤸‍♂️☀️ #SunscreenStruggles"
3 months ago
Share →: Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's aiming for the 'chili' score on Sundays! 🏈🌶️ Bet that game day snack will come back around to haunt you later! 💨🚽 #SuperBowelShowdown"