Commentary:
"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
685 Funny activity quotes
When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.
Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.
Commentary:
"Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, my kitchen's very own escape room challenge! 🥔🔐😂"
I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.
Commentary:
"Taking 'a big monster on the course' a little too literally! ⛳🦖🌪️ #WindmillNemesis"
Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.
Commentary:
"Trying to disconnect… but the Wi-Fi signals are stronger than the flower scents! 😂🌼📶"
You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.
Commentary:
"Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung"
My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.
Commentary:
"Why run a marathon when you can run a comedic sketch? 🏃♀️😂 #CardioIsOptional"
First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"
Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.
Commentary:
"BRB, fighting imaginary dragons! 🐉💭🤣"