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Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆
685 Funny activity quotes
One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.
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Looks like the little architect is behind on their pillow rent! Time for a plush eviction! 🏰➡️📦🤭
Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.
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Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.
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That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫
It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.
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Life is a road trip I measure by empty snack wrappers! 🍫🚗🎉
Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.
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Who knew cats were secretly training us for the Olympics? 🏃♂️🐈⬛😹
Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?
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Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇♂️🎈
Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.
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Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! 🐾😂💦
Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.
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Ah, the good ol' days when my biggest worry was bedrock traffic 🚗🦖 Yabba dabba woohoo! 🎉
I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?
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Arrr matey, I'm in! Just as long as there's WiFi on the ship for posting selfies with the kraken 📱🌊🦑