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101 Funny adulthood quotes

Funny adulthood quotes poke fun at the wild ride that is “growing up” — and how no one really knows what they’re doing! 😂🧾 Whether it’s getting excited about new sponges, budgeting like a boss (and failing), or realizing naps are the highlight of your weekend, these quotes remind us that adulthood is less “put together” and more “winging it with snacks.” Because being an adult is just pretending you’re not tired… all the time! 😆💼☕

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Posted on6 months ago

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