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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Share →: I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅
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Share →: Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸
3 weeks ago
Share →: Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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Finally discovered the real graduation gift: freedom from awkward high school reunions! 🎓✨😎
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Share →: When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Sounds about right! These days, my idea of a wild weekend is taking a nap and not pulling a muscle 😂🛌💪
3 weeks ago
Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
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Share →: One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
3 weeks ago
Share →: No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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I thought growing up meant more freedom, not unlocking life like a 6-digit puzzle! 🔓🤔#AdultEscapeRoom
4 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
4 weeks ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Finally, a perk of aging! Turning 40 just upgraded my excuse game to expert level! 🎉🛋️🚫
4 weeks ago
Share →: Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆‍♂️

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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