214 Funny advice quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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  Share →: You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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