29 Funny airport quotes — Wordgag ツ

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

2 days ago2 days ago

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

1 month ago1 month ago

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

2 months ago2 months ago

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

2 months ago2 months ago

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

2 months ago2 months ago

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

2 months ago2 months ago

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

2 months ago2 months ago

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

2 months ago2 months ago

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

3 months ago3 months ago

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

3 months ago3 months ago

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

4 months ago4 months ago

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

6 months ago

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

6 months ago

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Jan 26, 2025

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Jan 26, 2025

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

Jan 26, 2025