18 Funny airport quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

  Commentary:
  "Mind blown! Next you'll tell me you can actually sleep in your bed and not just check if it's still there. 😲✈️🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

  Commentary:
  "Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃‍♂️😂✈️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

  Commentary:
  Airports: where societal norms take a vacation! 🍕🍷✈️ Who says you can't start your day with pizza and wine in comfy track pants? It's practically a rite of passage in the world of jet-setting. Embrace the freedom and indulge in all the guilty pleasures before takeoff!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

  Commentary:
  If idiots could fly, TikTok would indeed be the busiest airport in the world! Get ready for some turbulence as we navigate through the endless stream of questionable content at this high-flying social media hub. Fasten your seatbelts, folks – it's a bumpy ride filled with dance challenges and lip-sync fails!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

  Commentary:
  🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the infamous gate lurker, the one passenger who has you praying to the travel gods for any seat that's not adjacent to his! 🙏✈️ Just remember, a noisy neighbor may be annoying, but at least he won't steal your armrest (hopefully)! 🙅‍♂️😂 #FlyingFollies

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

  Commentary:
  "Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs duty-free shopping when you can leave the airport with a new tattoo and a permanent reminder of that impulsive decision? 💉✈️ #TattedTraveler #YoloLayovers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!

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