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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Making waves on TikTok:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Going viral on Facebook:

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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32 Funny airport quotes

Funny airport quotes add a humorous touch to the travel experience! ✈️😂 From witty remarks about security lines to playful observations on airport delays, these quotes capture the lighter side of air travel. Enjoy a laugh and make your journey a bit more fun! 😄🛫

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

76 shares on Slack this month:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Going viral on YouTube:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Making waves on Telegram:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Going viral on Threads:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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