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15 Funny airport quotes

Funny airport quotes add a humorous touch to the travel experience! ✈️😂 From witty remarks about security lines to playful observations on airport delays, these quotes capture the lighter side of air travel. Enjoy a laugh and make your journey a bit more fun! 😄🛫

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

1 month ago

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

1 month ago

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

3 months ago

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

3 months ago

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

3 months ago

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

3 months ago

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

3 months ago

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

3 months ago

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

3 months ago

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

3 months ago

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

3 months ago

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

3 months ago

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

3 months ago

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

3 months ago

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

3 months ago