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Guilty as charged! I can't let my gate remain a flight of fancy before feasting. ✈️🍔😅
34 Funny airport quotes
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.
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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.
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Looks like some travelers skipped the 'humans should avoid running with suitcases' tutorial! ✈️🧳😂
Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.
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Looking at pilots strut through the airport like they're in their own personal action movie 😂✈️🕶️
I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.
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Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️
I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.
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Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫
Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.
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Coughing in an airport is like playing a game of 'Who Wants to Be Socially Isolated?' 😂🛫🤧
This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.
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🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅
Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.
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Sounds like the only race where a suitcase doubles as a personal trainer! 🏃♀️✈️💼