32 Funny airport quotes

• Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

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  airport, aura, humor, observation, past, personality, pilot, travel, walk

• I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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  airport, departure, departure gate, enjoy, gate, humor, i, joke, romance, romantic, romantic walk, travel, walk, walking, walks

• I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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  airport, airport security, drug, drugs, example, humor, i, joke, people, sarcasm, security, take

• Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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  airport, coughing, most, speaking, thing

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

• Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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  airport, boarding, boarding gate, favorite, fitness, fitness joke, gate, humor, joke, running, travel, travel humor, workout

• There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

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  airport, confinement, humanity, humor, irony, sadness, smoker, smokers, terrarium, travel, waiting

• Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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  after, airport, crazy, eat, eating, flight, food, funny realization, humor, just, realization, revelation, too, travel, travel humor

• Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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  across, airport, airport experience, country, experience, flying, Funny, hang, humor, mall, oh, travel, travel humor

• Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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  airport, airport timing, app, arrival, dating, dating app, humor, risk, risk tolerance, timing, tolerance, travel

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