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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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Just landed via X:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Shared recently on WeChat:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Making waves on Reddit:

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Freshly posted on Discord:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Just shared via TikTok:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Breaking via X:

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

33 Funny airport quotes

Funny airport quotes add a humorous touch to the travel experience! ✈️😂 From witty remarks about security lines to playful observations on airport delays, these quotes capture the lighter side of air travel. Enjoy a laugh and make your journey a bit more fun! 😄🛫

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Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

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Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

2 months ago

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

2 months ago

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

2 months ago

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

2 months ago

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

2 months ago

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

2 months ago

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There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

2 months ago

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

2 months ago

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

2 months ago

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98 shares on Slack this month:

Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

47 shares on X this month:

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

72 shares on TikTok this month:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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483 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,752

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Jan 15, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

Trending via Facebook:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m so smart, I got rid of cable and now I only have $638 in monthly streaming services.

Spotted on Twitch:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Just landed via YouTube:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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