Funny airport quotes

Embark on a journey through the skies of humor as we delve into the world of funny airport quotes! Get ready for a chuckle-filled exploration of the witty remarks and comical observations that abound in the bustling terminals and busy runways of airports around the globe. From check-in counters to security lines, from departure gates to baggage claim, laughter awaits at every turn. So buckle up and prepare for takeoff as we navigate the hilarious landscape of funny airport quotes!

May 11
Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”
May 11
Share →: Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.
Sep 22
Share →: If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.
Sep 22
Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
Sep 22
Share →: If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.
Sep 22
Share →: Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.