12 funny TikTok quotes - Wordgag

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

May 28, 2026

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

May 27, 2026

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

May 26, 2026

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

May 26, 2026

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

May 25, 2026

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

May 24, 2026

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

May 23, 2026

My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

May 21, 2026

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

May 21, 2026

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

May 20, 2026

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

May 20, 2026

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

May 19, 2026