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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Going viral on Threads:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Going viral on Telegram:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

Just shared via Telegram:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

Spotted on TikTok:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Breaking via Reddit:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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Funny amusement quotes

Funny amusement quotes 🎢 bring out the joy and laughter in every thrill-seeker! Whether you’re a roller coaster fanatic 🎠 or just love a good chuckle at the carnival 🎡, these witty sayings capture the fun and excitement of amusement parks perfectly. Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort with delight as you dive into the lighter side of adrenaline and fun! 😄🎉

New funny amusement quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Commentary:
Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! 💦😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Commentary:
Can't blame him, he's cleaning his suit of armor! 🧽🛡️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Commentary:
Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂
4 weeks ago
Share →: Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Commentary:
Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇‍♂️🎈
2 months ago
Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Commentary:
"Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"
3 months ago
Share →: Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Commentary:
When your giggles steal the show and leave the punchline hanging—guess it's all about the **delivery** (and the laugh track in your head)! 😂🎭🤣 Sometimes, the best part of the joke is how someone can't keep it together. Keep laughing, folks—it's the ultimate remix! 😄🙈
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's paying their dues in the animal kingdom, one penny at a time! 🦒💰 Better watch out for those sneaky giraffes trying to flatten your luck! Who knew the zoo had a penny-squishing side hustle? 😉
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Commentary:
"Once the laughter and joy faded away, all that’s left are the eerie echoes of discarded dreams… 🎢😱 #SpookyVibes"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Twitter is an abusement park.

Commentary:
"Ah, Twitter, the virtual roller coaster ride where witty comebacks and savage clapbacks reign supreme! 🎢🤪 Whether you're dodging trolls or enjoying a carousel of cat memes, just remember to buckle up and hang on tight in this wild 'abusement park' of social media! 🎠😆"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Shared recently on Discord:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Going viral on Messenger:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

Spotted on Facebook:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Spotted on Discord:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Trending via WeChat:

Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Breaking via Discord:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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