Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how ants decided to skip the 'ant'arctic party? 🤔 They must have had a falling out with penguins or just hate snowball fights! ❄️🐜"

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Commentary:
"Kids acting all surprised about ants in my car 🐜🤷‍♂️ Like they didn't just casually drop snack crumbs everywhere like they're marking their territory! Hansel and Gretel would be proud 😂🍞 #CrumbTrailChronicles"

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Commentary:
"Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"

I’m not alone. I have ants.

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Commentary:
"Who needs a support group when you have a squad of ants by your side, always ready to march into battle… or the kitchen 😂🐜 #AntArmy"