Funny ants quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

  Commentary:
  That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how ants decided to skip the 'ant'arctic party? 🤔 They must have had a falling out with penguins or just hate snowball fights! ❄️🐜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

  Commentary:
  "Kids acting all surprised about ants in my car 🐜🤷‍♂️ Like they didn't just casually drop snack crumbs everywhere like they're marking their territory! Hansel and Gretel would be proud 😂🍞 #CrumbTrailChronicles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

  Commentary:
  "Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not alone. I have ants.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a support group when you have a squad of ants by your side, always ready to march into battle… or the kitchen 😂🐜 #AntArmy"

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