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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?
When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.
I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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5 months ago
Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"
5 months ago
Share →: “Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Commentary:
"Wow, someone's been getting ready for their lava-themed photoshoot! 🔥🌋 Remember, it's all fun and games until you start erupting! 😏"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Commentary:
"Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to dazzle me with your radiant presence? 🌌✨ Maybe you're just taking the scenic route through the galaxies before making your grand entrance!"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 40s – where gravity becomes quite the comedian, giving out free chins like Oprah! 🤪 Double the chin, double the fun! #ChinUp"
5 months ago
Share →: Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Commentary:
"Watch out, folks! 🤓 New glasses incoming, so prepare for a serious downgrade in your attractiveness levels! 😂 Time to recalibrate those standards! 👓😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Commentary:
"Looks like those rebellious eyebrow hairs are plotting their own evil schemes! 👀🦹‍♂️ Better watch out for the rise of the eyebrow villain. Will their evil plans be plucked away or will they keep arching towards world domination? Only time (and a good pair of tweezers) will tell! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Commentary:
"Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙‍♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Commentary:
"Those fake tans are giving off major 'leftovers in Tupperware' vibes 🍅🤣 Looks like they accidentally got the 'extra sauce' setting! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'You look tired' line, implying tiredness when it's really just a temporary case of looking like a beautiful disaster. 😂💁‍♂️ #JustUglyAndProud"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Commentary:
"Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷‍♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇‍♂️💫 #HairGoals"