Commentary:
Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨
74 Funny appearance quotes
“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?
Commentary:
Not sure, but apparently, I need a manual and some face stickers! 👀🎨🤣
People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.
Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.
Commentary:
"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.
Commentary:
"When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"
Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.
Commentary:
"Millennials: the ultimate time travelers, living like spring chickens but creaking like old doors! 😂🕰️🚪"
We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.
Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.
Commentary:
"Twins who missed the memo on matching outfits 😂👯♂️ Should've scheduled that arrival time better! ⏰"
“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.
Commentary:
"When they call me 'overdressed,' I just tell them I'm in my superhero costume. Saving the day, one fierce outfit at a time! 💃🦸♀️✨ #FashionHero"
It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.
Commentary:
Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨