71 funny appearance quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.

Apr 1, 2026

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Apr 1, 2026

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Apr 1, 2026

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Mar 31, 2026

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Mar 31, 2026

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Mar 31, 2026

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Mar 31, 2026

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Mar 31, 2026

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Mar 31, 2026

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Mar 31, 2026

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Mar 31, 2026

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Mar 31, 2026

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Mar 31, 2026

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Mar 30, 2026

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Mar 30, 2026

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Mar 30, 2026

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Mar 30, 2026

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Mar 30, 2026

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Mar 30, 2026

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Mar 30, 2026

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Mar 29, 2026

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

Mar 29, 2026

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Mar 29, 2026

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Mar 29, 2026

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Mar 29, 2026

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Mar 28, 2026

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Mar 28, 2026

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Mar 28, 2026

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Mar 28, 2026