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1 month ago
Share →: Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! 😂🍕🚜"
1 month ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
1 month ago
Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Commentary:
"Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays
2 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

Commentary:
😂🤦‍♂️ "Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?" Classic case of priorities gone awry! Who needs a missing appetite when you have a wandering mind making unexpected disappearances? 🤪 Just imagine misplacing your appetite and finding it curled up with your socks in the laundry basket! 🧐 #LostAppetiteBrainStillIntact
3 months ago
Share →: I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Commentary:
Looks like the appetite for work went missing, but at least it's up for grabs now! 🍔🙅‍♂️ Finders, keepers! Happy hunting for that lost motivation! 🕵️‍♂️😂
3 months ago
Share →: According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Commentary:
"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"
3 months ago
Share →: Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"
5 months ago
Share →: The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Commentary:
Ah, a culinary clash between chaos and calamity! 🍳🔥🍔 Embrace your inner chef of chaos and whip up a delectable disaster with a side of destruction! Bon appétit, my daring culinary comrades! 🌋🔪
5 months ago
Share →: You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Commentary:
"Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"