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16 Funny appetite quotes

Funny appetite quotes serve up a delicious mix of humor and hunger that’ll have you craving more than just food! 🍕😂 Whether you’re a snack lover or a full-course enthusiast, these witty lines perfectly capture the joy (and chaos) of eating. 🍔🤣 Get ready to laugh and relate as we feast on clever, bite-sized humor that satisfies both your appetite and your funny bone! 🍩😋

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Posted onJan 31, 2026

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Posted onJan 30, 2026

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

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