The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

Commentary:
Ah, a culinary clash between chaos and calamity! 🍳🔥🍔 Embrace your inner chef of chaos and whip up a delectable disaster with a side of destruction! Bon appétit, my daring culinary comrades! 🌋🔪

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Commentary:
"Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"

Soup is great for when you're hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Commentary:
"Oh, the magical charm of soup – fulfilling your hunger while leaving you yearning for more 🍲😋 It's like a delicious tease for your taste buds, always keeping you hungry for that next delightful spoonful!"

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have burgers to fill that gap in your heart…and stomach? 🍔❤️ Go ahead, get that extra patty and release all that pent-up hunger, one delicious bite at a time!" 😋

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Commentary:
Looks like the appetite for work went missing, but at least it's up for grabs now! 🍔🙅‍♂️ Finders, keepers! Happy hunting for that lost motivation! 🕵️‍♂️😂

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Commentary:
"Who knew bacon could be the ultimate indicator of household size? 🥓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Better start setting up the extra dinner table and chairs! 🍴🤣 #BaconBlessings #FeedingtheVillage"

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between waistline and brain cells. If only we could misplace our cravings instead of our keys – we'd all be so much smarter, and much hungrier!"