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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always β€œNever.”

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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At some point, I need to admit my β€˜guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me β€œBatteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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I hate when people ask me, β€œWhat did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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