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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Trending via Discord:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Live now on Reddit:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Just landed via Messenger:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Trending via TikTok:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

71 shares on Threads this month:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Breaking via Telegram:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Trending via Snapchat:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Making waves on Slack:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Making waves on Reddit:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Seen just now on Telegram:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Seen just now on Slack:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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