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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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