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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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They expect me to work at work.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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