21 Funny bear quotes

Funny bear quotes 🐻 bring a roaring good time filled with giggles and grins! Whether you’re hibernating through Monday blues or just love a bit of wild humor, these playful sayings will have you paw-sitively chuckling 🐾. Get ready to embrace your inner bear and brighten your day with some seriously silly vibes! 🌟🐻‍❄️

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Commentary:
When coffee acts like a bear tased with sleep darts… 🐻☕️💤

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Who knew that the secret to world peace was just to make everything gummy? 🤔🧸🍬

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Commentary:
"When life gives you honey, embrace your inner Pooh Bear! 🍯🐻 No pants, no problem! 😂🍯"

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Commentary:
"Here's a novel idea: 'May you have a beary exciting wildlife encounter in the near future!' 🐻😉 Remember, speak softly and carry a big stick, or in this case, a good sense of humor!"

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Commentary:
"Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear 🐻 – lovable but with questionable wardrobe choices and a one-track mind for honey pots 🍯🍯. Maybe someone should remind them that pants are a good thing 😉 #ReplyGuys #PoohBearFashion"

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Commentary:
"🐻🚫 When someone says 'bear with me,' I'm still waiting for the actual bear to make an appearance. Where's my cuddly companion, huh? Don't leave me hanging with just your excuses! 😂 #BearlyExcusable"

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

Commentary:
"Polar bears sipping on Coca Cola, just don't forget the marshmallows for their hot cocoa! 🍫🧊🥤❄️ #HolidayGoals #ChillVibes"

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅"

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Commentary:
"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"

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