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Funny Quotes About bear
- Bears: the original lovable fuzzballs.
- Bears: the ultimate experts in hibernation.
- I'm not scared of bears, I'm just bear-y cautious around them.
- I like my coffee like I like my bears: strong and fierce.
- A bear hug is like a warm, fuzzy vice grip.
- I don't have a bear-y good feeling about this.
- Bears: the true masters of camouflage in the woods.
- If you can't bear the heat, maybe stay out of the bear's den.
- The only time I want to be chased by a bear is in my dreams.
- Bears: nature's fluffy bulldozers.
- Dance like no one is watching, unless you're being chased by a bear.
- Bears: the original lumberjacks of the forest.
- I like big bears and I cannot lie.
- Bears: nature's ultimate honey lovers.
- Bear with me, I'm trying to come up with a good bear pun.
- I'm not sure what's scarier: a bear in the woods or a bear in a tutu.
- Don't poke the bear unless you want a roaring good time.
- Bears: the inspiration for the original teddy bear.
- I bear-ly survived that camping trip.
- Bears: the original forest fluffballs.
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