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17 Funny bear quotes

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

2 weeks ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

1 month ago

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

3 months ago

Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

3 months ago

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

3 months ago

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

3 months ago

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

3 months ago

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

3 months ago

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

3 months ago

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

3 months ago

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

3 months ago

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

3 months ago

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

3 months ago

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

3 months ago

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

3 months ago

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

3 months ago

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

3 months ago