21 Funny bear quotes

• Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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  4 days ago

  almost, bear, bears, candy, common, comparison, funny observation, gummy, gummy bear, gummy worm, humor, nothing, observation, worm

• I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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  5 days ago

  around, bear, casual, eat, eating, friends, hang, hanging, hanging out, humor, i, just, pantsless, pooh, Pooh Bear, relaxed, want

• It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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  5 days ago

  animal, bear, bears, climate, exaggeration, hot, humor, ice, ice bear, joke, lemonade, lemonade stand, opening, stand, summer, weather

• What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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  6 days ago

  bear, dark, dark humor, hope, humor, mauled, polite, polite way, sarcasm, someone, tell

• Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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  6 days ago

  bear, dating, honeypot, humor, metaphor, pants, playful, pooh, Pooh Bear, reply, trying

• People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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  1 week ago

  bear, even, humor, irony, me, patience, people

• Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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  1 week ago

  bear, coca, Coca Cola, cola, drink, drinking, favorite, festive, holiday, polar, polar bear, vibe, winter

• If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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  1 week ago

  bear, danger, dead, ever, found, humor, i, irony, nature, pet, trying, wildlife, woods

• What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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  2 weeks ago

  bear, close, even, food, food source, funny thought, grocery, grocery store, gummy, gummy bear, humor, hunt, i, know, little, live, source, store, stores, survival, thought, where

• If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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  2 weeks ago

  announce, announcement, bear, cave, curiosity, fun, humor, i, just, last, last post, media, playful, post, sabbatical, social, social media, something, take, wonder

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