94 Funny behavior quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the latest trend in public transportation chic: the art of coughing on the bus. 🚌💨 Who needs perfume or cologne when you can just share your germs instead? 😷💁🏻‍♂️ Just remember folks, sharing is caring… unless it's germs. 🤣🤢 #CoughingCouture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs words when you've got voodoo dolls? 😏 Talk about adulting with a twist! 🧙‍♂️🪨 #PuppetMaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

  Commentary:
  When you're a toddler, every baby is a potential VIP! 👶👑 "Ah, Baby John, pleased to make your acquaintance!" Formalities must be observed in the baby kingdom! #ToddlerEtiquette 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

  Commentary:
  Relationship Status: Playing it cool with the pup, hoping he doesn't realize he's been pied 😂🐶🍃 #PuppyRejection #LeafDistraction

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

  Commentary:
  "Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

  Commentary:
  👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it's adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we're in need of an intervention? Where's the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the art of passive-aggressive politeness at its finest 👏 You're always welcome for those unsolicited 'You're welcome!' moments. After all, who needs a thank you when you've got a flair for comedic assertiveness, am I right? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Americans are finally getting tired of wandering around in their sleep 😉 Maybe they're just saving their energy for all the sleepless nights spent binge-watching Netflix instead! 😴🚶‍♂️ #SleepWalkingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! I can already imagine the title: "Tutorial Tuesday: How to Slay with Sophistication". 💁‍♀️💄 Let's see those influencers swapping contouring tips for conversational finesse! Who needs a fierce winged eyeliner when you can rock a killer 'please' and 'thank you' combo? 💁‍♂️✨ #MannersMakeover

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic rebellious traffic conformist! 🚗🚦 It's like a subtle form of passive-aggressive rebellion on the road. Watch out, we've got a rule-breaking conformist on our hands! 😂 #SarcasmAtItsFinest"

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