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When your cat is so extra, even his sneezes have a plot twist! 😹😜💨
242 Funny behavior quotes
I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.
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Fluffy friends: 1, logic: 0. 🐝😄
Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?
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Kind people must have an invisibility cloak for kindness because it clearly goes unnoticed! 😂🧙♂️
Unpopular activity: minding your own business.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: ignoring everyone else's drama! 🙉🤫😎
Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.
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Starting a silent staring contest club and we already suspect each other 😂🔍🤫
Stop acting your age. You’re ruining it for the rest of us.
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Guess I’ll just keep acting like a five-year-old with a credit card then!
Why is everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time?
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Guess LinkedIn swapped the 'endorse' button with a 'mandatory happy dance' button!
Just once, I’d like to experience the confidence of a goose walking directly into traffic.
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Talk about thinking you're untouchable—those geese must have been former traffic wardens in a past life!
Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.
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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨