37 Funny birth quotes

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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  5 minutes ago

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• Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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  19 hours ago

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• I’ve been a main character since birth.

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  1 week ago

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• Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

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  2 weeks ago

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• A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  1 month ago

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• Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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  2 months ago

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• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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  2 months ago

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• My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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  2 months ago

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• I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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  2 months ago

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