21 Funny birth quotes

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Wearing a condom while she's on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth - naked and screaming.

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025